Pedro was driving down the street in a sweat because he
had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.
Looking up toward Heaven, he said, "Lord, take pity
on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the
rest of my life and give up tequila."
Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Pedro looked up
again and said "Never mind. I found one."
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"Daddy," said a six-year-old boy, "I'd
like to get married."
"Sure, Son," said his father. "Anyone
special in mind?"
"Yes," answered the boy. "Grandma."
"Now, wait a minute," said his father.
"You don't think I'd let you marry my mother, do you?"
"Why not?" the boy asked. "You married
mine."
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One night at an economy motel, I ordered a 6 am wake-up
call.
The next morning, I awoke before 6, but the phone did not
ring until 6:30.
"Good morning," a young man said sheepishly.
"This is your wake-up call."
Annoyed, I let the hotel worker have it! "You were supposed to call me at 6
am! What if I had a million dollar deal
to close this morning, and your oversight made me miss out on it?"
"Well, Sir," the desk clerk quickly replied,
"if you had a million dollar deal to close, you probably wouldn't be
staying in *this* motel."
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