Funny: Many excuses

* I didn't do my history homework because I don't believe in dwelling on the past.

* I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad.

* A sudden gust of wind blew my homework out of my hand and I never saw it again.

* Another pupil fell in a lake and I jumped in to rescue him. Unfortunately, my homework drowned.

* Our furnace broke and we had to burn my homework to keep ourselves from freezing.

* I'm not at liberty to say why.

* I wanted to frame the detention letter you're about to give me.

* It was destroyed in a freak accident involving a hippo, a toaster, and a bag of frozen peas. You don't want to know the details.

* I have a solar-powered calculator, and it was cloudy.

* I made a paper plane out of it and it got hijacked.

* My mom used it as a dryer sheet.

* My agent won't allow me to publish my homework until the movie deal is finalized.

* It's against my religion to do any homework.

* I was abducted by green-skinned, three-eyed, pig-snouted space aliens, and they incinerated my homework with their death rays.

* I felt it wasn't challenging enough.

* My parents were sick and unable to do my homework last night. Don't worry, they have been suitably punished.

* We had homework?!

* I see your lips moving, but all I am hearing is "blah, blah, blah."

* I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.

* I spent the night at a rally supporting higher pay for our hard-working teachers.