Mary was almost crazy with her three young kids. She
complained to her best friend Judy, "They're driving me nuts! They give me
no rest! I'm half way to the funny farm!"
"What you need," said Judy, "is a
playpen."
So Mary bought a playpen. A few days later, Judy called
to ask how things were going.
"Superb! I can't believe it," Mary said.
"I get in that pen with a good book and a chocolate bar, and the kids
don't bother me for hours!"
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My broker called me this morning and said, "Remember
that stock we bought and I said you'd be able to retire at age 55?"
"Yes, I remember," I said.
"Well," my broker continued, "your
retirement age is now 108."
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The banker had called the man in to talk about his
account. "Your financial affairs are in a big mess! Your wife constantly
overdraws your account. She is behind in her charge accounts at the department
store, and her check stubs are all added wrong. So why don't you talk to her
about it?"
"Because," said the man, "I would rather
argue with you than with her."
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