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Saturday, April 2, 2016

Funny: Some jokes

A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle,
the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her

The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the
camp, they came upon a chilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her.

The wife cried, "What are we going to do?"

"Nothing," said the hunter husband. "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it."


Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.

"How was he killed?" Asked one detective.

"With a golf gun," The other detective replied.

"A golf gun?! What is a golf gun?"

"I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan!"


"Mom," said the little girl, "Is it alright to say you are going
to water the horse when you are giving him a drink of water?"

"Yes," said her mother, "that is the correct thing to say."

"Well then, I'm going to milk the cat."

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