Funny: Some jokes

Summer vacation was over and the teacher was asking the class about their vacations. She turned to Little Tony and asked what he did over the break.

"We visited my grandmother in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania," he replied.

"That sounds like an excellent vocabulary word," the teacher said. "Can you tell the class how you spell Punxsutawney?"

Little Tony thought about it and said, "You know, come to think of it, we went to Ohio ."

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Little Johnny's mother taught him to use the word, 'whisper' whenever he had to pee.

One day Little Johnny's Grandpa paid them a visit. He was lying on the couch taking a nap when Little Johnny came up to him and said, "Grandpa, I have to whisper."

Without opening his eyes, his Grandpa said, "Whisper in my ear, son."

When Little Johnny's mom heard a yell that carried for several blocks, she came running. "What's the matter?" she cried. Then, seeing Little Johnny she asked, "Did Little Johnny have to whisper?"

"Yes!" the old man yelled, "thank goodness he didn't have to shout!"

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One day Little Johnny came up to his father and asked, "Dad, where did I come from?"

Dad squirmed a bit, but thought it was time his son knew the facts of life.

So, he told his son how the expression of love resulted in the beginning of life, how life developed in the womb and finally how a child was born. As Dad told the story, his son's eyes got wider and wider.

When Dad was finished, his son said, "Wow, that's really neat! That sure beats what Billy told me. He said that he came from Philadelphia."