Funny: Some jokes

Women can remember every outfit they wore for the past decade.

Men cannot remember what they wore yesterday without looking at the floor next to the bed.

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One night a father sent his kid to bed. Five minutes later the boy screamed, ''Dad! Can you get me a glass of water?''

''No. You had your chance.''

A minute later the boy screamed ''Dad!! Can you get me a glass of water?''

''No. You had your chance. Next time you ask I'll come up there and spank you.''

''Dad! When you come up to spank me can you bring me a glass of water?'"

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"George is so forgetful," the sales manager complained to his secretary.

"It's a wonder he can sell anything. I asked him to pick me up some sandwiches on his way back from lunch and I'm not sure he'll even remember to come back."

Just then, the door flew open and in bounced George.

"You'll never guess what happened!" he shouted. "While I was at lunch, I met old man Brown, who hasn't bought anything from us for five years. Well, we got to talking and he gave me this half-million dollar order!"

"See," sighed the sales manager to his secretary. "I told you he'd forget the sandwiches."