Funny: Some jokes

Norman and his blonde wife live in Prince George. One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 3 to 4 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."

Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 4 to 5 inches of snow today.

You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."

Norman's wife goes out and moves her car, again.

The next week they are having breakfast, again, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today.

You must park ...........," then the electric power goes out.

Norman's wife says, "Honey, I don't know what to do."

Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?

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Every time the man next door headed toward Kevin's house, Kevin knew he was coming to borrow something. "He won't get away with it this time," muttered Kevin to his wife. "Watch this."

"Er, I wonder if you'd be using your power-saw this morning," the neighbour began.

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry," said Kevin with a smug look, "but the fact of the matter is, I'll be using it all day."

"In that case," said the neighbour, "you won't be using your golf clubs, mind if I borrow them?"

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Two hunters were in a lodge, making small talk.

One of them asked the other, "So, what do you hunt?"

He answered, "I hunt unicorns."

The first hunter was startled, but said, "Really? How do you do that?"

The other answered "I find a virgin and hire her to help me.

The virgin sits around in the woods until a unicorn comes to her. When it does, it sets off a snare."

The first hunter said "Boy, they must be hard to find. I've heard of them, but I've never seen one."

The second hunter said "Yeah, and there aren't many unicorns around, either!"