Funny: Some jokes

The teen-aged beauty was telling a friend that she was really worried about her mother. The friend inquired as to the reason for her worrying.

The teen-aged beauty informed her friend that her mom was always fatigued from staying up all night long.

Her friend asked, "What's she doing staying up all night? At her age, that's not good at all!"

The beauty replied, "Waiting for me to come home."

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A young man from the city went to visit his farmer uncle. For the first few days, the uncle showed him the usual things - chickens, cows, crops, etc.

After three days, however, it was obvious that the nephew was getting bored, and the uncle was running out of things to amuse him with.

Finally, the uncle had an idea. "There's no one around for miles, why don't you grab a gun, take the dogs, and go shooting?"

This seemed to cheer the nephew up, and off he went, dogs in trail.

That afternoon, the nephew returned.

"How did you enjoy that?" asked the uncle.

"It was great!" exclaimed the nephew. "Got any more dogs?"

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Little Johnny, a fine Catholic lad, was out looking for trouble. He tripped people on the street, threw bricks through windows, smacked folks on the top of the head and whatnot until a passing cop stopped him.

"What's going on here?" bellowed the officer.

"It's like this, Officer," winked Little Johnny. "I am on my way over to the church to go to Confession, and I'm a little short of material..."