Funny: Some jokes

A friend and his wife were considering traveling to Alaska for a trip that the husband had long dreamed of taking. He kept talking about how great it would be to stay in a log cabin without electricity, to hunt moose, and drive a dog team instead of a car.

"If we decided to live there permanently, away from civilization, what would you miss the most?" he asked his wife.

She replied, "You."

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Tommy had reached school age. His mother managed with a blast of propaganda to make him enthusiastic about the idea. She bought him lots of new clothes, told him of the new friends he'd meet, and so on.

When the first day came, Tommy eagerly went off and came back home with a lot of glowing reports about school.

The next morning when his mother woke him up, he asked, "What for?"

She told him it was time to get ready for school.

"What?" he asked. "Again?"

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A slice of pizza is in the stomach, waiting to be digested.

Suddenly, a shot of whiskey barrels down. The piza lets it pass in front of him.

A few minutes later, another shot of whiskey comes through.

Courteously, the pizza lets it pass in front of him too.

A few minutes later, a third shot of whiskey tumbles into the stomach.

The pizza asks they whiskey, "What's going on up there?"

"They're having a really great party", says the whiskey.

"Really? responds the pizza. "I think I'll go up there and take a look".