Oh Lord, please have mercy on me, I work so hard, in the
mean time my wife stays at home, I would give anything if you would grant me
one wish, "Switch me into my wife". She's got it easy at home I want
to teach her a lesson of how tough a man's life is.
As God was listening he felt sorry for this soul and
granted his wish. Next morning the "new woman" wakes up at dawn,
makes lunch boxes, prepares breakfast, wakes up the kids for school, puts a
load of clothes in the washer, takes the meat out of the freezer, drives the
kids to school, on his way back stop at the gas station, cashes a check, pays
the electricity and phone bills, picks up some clothes from the cleaners, goes
through the carwash, drops the overdue movies off at blockbuster, and
quickly goes to the market.
It was 1:00 o'clock already, he made the beds, took the
clothes out of the washer and put another load in, he vacuumed the house,
mopped up the Kool-Aid, cleaned the bathrooms, made the beds, made some rice,
and went to pick up the kids from school & had an argument with the kids on
the way home.
As soon as he got home he gave the kids a snack, washed
the dirty dishes, he folded the clothes he had washed. He helped the kids with
their homework, listened to the TV while he ironed some clothes, prepared
dinner, washed the dinner dishes, gave the kids a bath, cleaned their rooms,
and put them to sleep.
At 9:00 o'clock he was so tired and he went to bed. Of
course there was some more duties and somehow he managed to get them done and
finally fell asleep.
The next morning he prays to God once again: Oh Lord,
what was I thinking when I asked you to grant my wish? I can't take it anymore.
I beg you please switch me back to myself, please oh please!"
Then he heard God's voice speaking to him, saying:
"Dear Son, of course I'll switch you back into yourself but there's one
minor detail, you will have to wait 9 months because last night you got
pregnant."
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