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Monday, March 7, 2016

Funny: Some jokes

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.

The man, who was a priest, said 'I am a Father.' The little boy replied 'My Dad doesn't wear his collar like that.'

The priest looked up from his book and answered 'I am the Father of many.'

The boy said 'My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way.

The priest, getting impatient, said 'I am the Father of hundreds' and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, 'Maybe you should use a condom and wear your pants backward instead of your collar.


A man enters the confessional and says 'Bless me father for I have sinned; it has been one month since my last confession.

I've had sex with Fannie Green every week for the last month.

'The priest tells the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's.

'Soon, another man enters the confessional. 'Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I have had sex with Fannie Green twice a week for the last two months.

'This time the priest asks, 'Who is this Fannie Green?

''A new woman in the neighborhood,' the sinner replies. 'Very well,' says the priest. 'Go and say ten Hail Mary's.

'The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his sermon when a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church. All the men's eyes fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down in front of the altar. Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald green shoes. The priest and altar boy gasp as the woman sits down with her legs slightly spread apart, Britney Spears style.

The priest turns to the altar boy and whispering asks, 'Is that Fannie Green?

'The altar boy replies, 'No Father, I think it's just the reflection off her shoes'.

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