A visiting minister waxed eloquent during the offertory
prayer. "Dear Lord," he began with arms extended and a rapturous look
on his upturned face, "without you we are but dust..."
He would have continued but at that moment my very
obedient daughter (who was listening carefully for a change!) leaned over to me
and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mom, what is
butt dust?"
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My wife was complaining that I spend too much time on the
computer and not enough time with her. I decided to fix that by having a `movie
night` with her.
We watched "Hackers", "The Net",
"Anti-Trust", "You've Got Mail" and "The Matrix".
She's still mad at me.
What did I do?
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Little Pauly was staying with his uncle and aunt and was
given breakfast with a generous helping of bacon and eggs.
"Mother always serves hot porridge for
breakfast," said Pauly.
So, eager to oblige, Auntie hurried into the kitchen and
quickly prepared a bowl of hot porridge and set it in front of the boy.
"No thank you," he said.
"But I thought you said that your mother always
prepares hot porridge for breakfast!" Auntie said in surprise.
"She does," said Pauly, "but I never eat
it."
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