Jokes

1. One day, Harry and Sarah were having a petty argument.

After shouting back and forth, Sarah finally says, "Let's make a deal. To
end this argument, you admit that I am right and I will admit that I am
wrong."

Harry thought for a moment, agreed, and asked her to go first.

Sarah replied, "I'm sorry Harry, I am wrong."

In response, Harry shouts happily, "You're right!"


2. A guy calls home from work. A strange woman answers.

The guy says, "Who is this?"

"This is the maid,"answered the woman.

"We don't have a maid!"

"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house,

"Well. this is her husband. Is she still there?"

Ummm...she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone whom I just figured was her husband."

Now the guy is angry. He says to the maid."Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"

"What will I have to do?"

"I want to get my gun from the desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she's with."

The maid puts the phone down. The guy hears footsteps, followed by a couple of gunshots.

The maid comes back to the phone. "What shall I do with the bodies?"

"Throw them in the swimming pool"

"What pool?"

"Uh...is this 832-4821


3. DRUGS NAMING

In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name.

For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of acetaminophen. Aleve is also called naproxen. Amoxil is also called amoxicillin and Advil is also called ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.

Also considered were : Mycoxafailin, Mydixadud, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix and, of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails," "highballs," and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink."

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of "MOUNT & DO."


4. After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization ", a
student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.

Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the
subject?"

Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a
professor!"

Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question.

If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is
and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me
an "A" for the exam. "

Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?"

Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal,
and neither logical, nor legal? "

Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot
give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark
into an "A", as agreed.

Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him
the same question.

He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to
a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife
has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact
that you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really
should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical ."