Jokes

1. A lady had her cat (Killer) neutered and when she brought him home
he, made a bee line for the door. Later that day a neighbor called and
said,

"Mrs. Jones, your cat is running up and down the streets in the
neighborhood. I am afraid he is having a fit or something."

Mrs. Jones just laughed and said,

"Oh, don't worry, I just had Killer neutered and he is out
canceling appointments!"


2. *Secret of success*

Sir, " What is the secret of your success?" a reporter asked a bank
President.

*"Two words."*

"And, Sir, what are they?"

*"Right decisions."*

"And how do you make right decisions?"

*"One word.'*
**
"And, sir, What is that?"

*"Experience. " *

"And how do you get Experience?"

*"Two words"*

"And, Sir, what are they?"

*"Wrong decisions ."*