You Know You're Castle Trash If......

You Know You're Castle Trash If......

· Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvet

· Your daughter's chastity belt has rusted

· You can't afford a cod piece................

· nobody notices You have more sheep dogs than sheep

· You sold your only horse to buy that jousting lance you just had to have...

· The plague improved your complexion...........but only for a little while

· The Pope sends you to the Crusades...........in Norway

· Your armor is made from that foil that came with your chewing gum

· Your wife is stronger than your plow horse...but the horse is prettier

· The grail you brought home has "made in China" printed on the bottom

· Your wife says you have the smallest turret in the kingdom

· You won "most improved " at the tournament

· They call your daughter made Marian

· Your family crest is a chicken with a banner that says "peace before discomfort"

· Your sheep seem strangely nervous around your oldest son