You Know You Have a Bad Computer When...

You Know You Have a Bad Computer When...

The lower corner of screen has the words "Etch A Sketch"on it.

When you insert a disk, it spits out a pack of cigarettes.

You have to pedal it.

The manual contains one sentence: "Good luck!"

The only chip inside came from a bag of Doritos.

When you turn it on, the dogs in the neighborhood start howling.

You catch a virus from it.

The screen frequently freezes and a message comes up: "Ain't it break time,
Chester?"

While running, it emits deafening calliope music.

It cyber-snickers at you.