What Do You Call...

What Do You Call...

* What do you call cheese that isn't yours? - Nacho cheese

* What do you get from a pampered cow? - Spoiled milk

* What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.

* What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? - Sanka

* What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand? – Quattro Sinko!

* Where do you find a dog with no legs? - Right where you left him

* What do you call a man with a car on his head? Jack

* What do you call a young woman with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen

* Why don't blind people skydive? It scares the crap out of the dog.