Compound Word Riddles
Q: How does the CIA know what people say in their sleep?
A: They plant bedbugs.
Q: Where do cars go when it gets hot?
A: To a carpool.
Q: What does the dog catcher give dogs on their birthdays?
A: Poundcake.
Q: Who stands behind home plate waiting for someone to throw him a dog?
A: A dogcatcher.
Q: Why is the bluebird blue?
A: Because the mockingbird is always mocking him.
Q: What do you get if you cross a pit bull with a snowman?
A: A frostbite.
Q: What do you call a sparrow in a tornado?
A: A whirlybird.
Q: Why doesn't the army let chickens be soldiers?
A: Because the chickens would get eaten in the foxholes.
Q: What do you get if you cut off a lion's mane while he's sleeping?
A: A wildcat.
Q: Why did the cowboy send his horse up in a rocket?
A: Because he wanted to see a horsefly.
Q: What horses swim the best?
A: Seahorses.
Q: What time is it when you have to find the sum of two numbers?
A: Summertime.
Q: When astronauts get married, where do they go?
A: On honeymoons.
Q: Where do duck beak sellers advertise their goods?
A: On billboards.
Q: What kind of dog has the most ticks?
A: A watchdog.
Q: What insect did Dorothy see in the tornado?
A: A housefly.
Q: We know that it sometimes rains cats and dogs, but what do you call it when it rains ducks?
A: A downpour.
Q: What time is it when you turn into a frog?
A: Springtime.
Q: What do you get if you cover your steps with ducks?
A: Downstairs.
Q: When do bad days usually fall apart?
A: At daybreak.
Q: How did the car owner feel when his car ran over him?
A: Rundown.
Q: What did Tom Thumb do for a living?
A: He was a handyman.
Q: What instrument did the wolf use to knock down the second little pigs house?
A: A woodwind.
Q: Where did the giant want to cook Jack?
A: In a jackpot.
Q: What did the lion tamer die of?
A: Catnip.
Q: What do chickens grow on?
A: Eggplants.
Q: What kind of nail do carpenter's avoid?
A: Fingernails.
Q: What part of a newspaper do angry people like best?
A: The crossword puzzle.
Q: Who did the fairy godmother provide to guard Cinderella's glass slippers?
A: The footmen.
Q: Why did the firechief ban fireflies from the forest?
A: Because they're firebugs.
Q: Why doesn't the union like dockworkers who work for nothing?
A: Because they're freeloaders.
Q: Why don't seismologists have many friends?
A: Because they're faultfinders.
Some Silly Compound Word Riddles
Q: Why did Mr. Silly ask a witch to turn him into a frog?
A: Because he wanted to be a navy frogman.
Q: Why did Mr. Silly build his house out of balsa wood?
A: Because he wanted to live in a lighthouse.
Q: Why did Mr. Silly burn his rifle?
A: Because he wanted to hear gunfire.
Q: Why did Mr. Silly bury his cow and his dishes?
A: Because he wanted to grow buttercups.
Q: Why did Mr. Silly buy an octopus?
A: Because he wanted to build an armchair.
Q: Why did Mr. Silly buy the Florida Keys?
A: Because he'd heard that Kansas is landlocked.
Q: Why did Mr. Silly drop bubble gum from a skyscraper?
A: Because he wanted to see a gumdrop.
Q: Why did Mr. Silly eat a pound of sugar?
A: Because he wanted to have a sweetheart.
Q: Why did Mr. Silly feed grass to his pet frog?
A: So it would be a grasshopper.
Q: Why did Mr. Silly feed his wristwatch to his puppy?
A: Because he wanted a watchdog.
Q: Why did Mr. Silly get on his knees?
A: So he could eat his shortcake.
Q: Why did Mr. Silly keep a key in his mouth?
A: In case he got lockjaw.
Q: Why did Mr. Silly nail his store to the ground?
A: So a shoplifter wouldn't pick it up and carry it away.
Q: Why did Mr. Silly paint his friend blue?
A: Because he wanted a trueblue friend.
Q: Why did Mr. Silly put a lion in an airplane?
A: Because he wanted to create an uproar.
Q: Why did Mr. Silly put a mast on his house?
A: Because he wanted his house to be shipshape.
Q: Why did Mr. Silly put an umbrella in his ear?
A: Because he was planning to do some brainstorming.
Q: Why did Mr. Silly put his cat on a Xerox machine?
A: Because he wanted a copycat.
Q: Why did Mr. Silly put his shoe in his ear?
A: So he could listen to his shoehorn.
Q: Why did Mr. Silly stick drumsticks in his ears?
A: So he could play his eardrums.
Q: Why did Mr. Silly swallow a fire extinguisher?
A: To put out his heartburn.
Q: Why did Mr. Silly swallow a kettle?
A: Because he wanted to have a potbelly.
Q: Why did Mr. Silly take a fishing pole to the moon?
A: So he could catch starfish.
Q: Why did Mr. Silly take his goldfish to a bowling alley?
A: Because he wanted to see a fishbowl.
Q: Why did Mr. Silly water his chickens?
A: So he could grow eggplants.
Q: Why did Mr. Silly wear plastic clothes?
A: So his raincoat wouldn't get him wet.
Q: Why wouldn't Mr. Silly take his bluejay for a walk?
A: Because it's against the law to jaywalk.
Q: Why did Mr. Silly tie a million helium balloons to his house?
A: Because he wanted to see a housefly.
Q: Why did Mr. Silly play the piano with his feet?
A: Because he wanted to hear footnotes.
Q: Why did Mr. Silly want a typewriter put in his coffin when he died?
A: Because he wanted to be a ghostwriter.
Q: Why did Mr. Silly keep a tight hold on his wife's hands?
A: He'd heard his neighbors like to eat ladyfingers.
Q: Why did Mr. Silly take a shield with him when he went fishing?
A: In case he caught a swordfish.
Q: What happened to Mr. Silly's snowshoes?
A: They melted.
Saturday, February 23, 2008
Bad jokes
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