Differences

Differences

Q: What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?

A: A genealogist looks up the family tree, and a gynecologist looks up the family bush.

Q: What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?

A: They both make you wait an hour for a five minute ride.

Q: What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom?

A: A pick pocket snatches watches.

Q: How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?

A: It's not hard.

Q: Why don't Baptists make love standing up?

A: Because it might lead to dancing.

Q: What is the difference between a woman and a computer?

A: A woman will not take a 3.5 inch floppy.

Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?

A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.