DATE KILLER STATEMENTS

DATE KILLERS

There are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT to say on a date...

* "Nice outfit. Is that a wonder-bra ?"

* "I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I had this coupon."

* "No wine for me. My urologist says not to mix alcohol and penicillin."

* "I used to come here all the time with my ex."

* "I never said you need a nose job. I said you should consider it."

* "My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear me on the answering machine every hour."

* "I've really grown, used to be, I wouldn't give someone like you a second look."

* "You don't have any sexual taboos, do ya?"

* "And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest."

* "I've come to accept that most women I date just won't be as smart as I am."

* "Glad you could make it on short notice. My girlfriend was busy."

* "I can't wait until tomorrow to tell my shrink about you."