WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU SAY "FUCK YOU" TO PRESIDENTS / KINGS

U.S.A. You say "fuck you" to the president of U.S.A. .
Nothing happens, you become famous, they make you write a book and you make millions of dollars. But meanwhile the President sues you and gets all the money you have.

ENGLAND You say "fuck you" to the queen of England.
The queen says "fuck you" to you too.

FRANCE You say "fuck you" to the president of France.
Millions of people supports you and says "fuck you" to the president. Meanwhile the president of France writes poems because of his sadness.

JAPAN You say "fuck you" to the king of Japan.
The king says "I'm sorry; I'm not interested on your body."

GERMANY You say "fuck you" to the president of Germany.
The police come and say "Please don't fuck the president".

SWEDEN You say "fuck you" to the king of Sweden.
People votes if they accept you to fuck the king or not. If the answer is yes you fuck the president. If the answer is no, the king shakes your hand.

ROMANIA You say "fuck you" to the president of Romania.
The president starts dancing with you with gypsy music.

TURKEY You say "fuck you" to the president of Turkey.
The president takes his gun and shoots you. He goes to jail for 8 years or escapes the country and Greece welcomes him as a political refugee.

GREECE You say "fuck you" to the president of Greece.
The president takes his gun and shoots you. He goes to jail for 8 years or escapes the country and Turkey welcomes him as a political refugee.

CHINA You say "fuck you" to the president of China.
The president literally fucks you.

ITALY You say "fuck you" to the president of Italy.
You get price quotes from the mafia for realizing your passion.

RUSSIA You say "fuck you" to the president of Russia.
The president kisses your mouth.

SAUDI ARABIA You say "fuck you" to the president ...
But there is no president, you become foolish. But if you say "fuck you"to the king, the king cuts your tongue.

PAKISTAN You say "fuck you" to the president of Pakistan.
The president calls you a terrorist and hands over to the Americans for dollars.