TELLING IT LIKE IT IS. . .

---> Man discovered weapons, invented hunting.
Woman discovered hunting, invented furs.

---> Man discovered colors, invented painting.
Woman discovered painting, invented make-up.

---> Man discovered speech, invented conversation.
Woman discovered conversation, invented gossip.

---> Man discovered agriculture, invented food.
Woman discovered food, invented diet.

---> Man discovered friendship, invented love.
Woman discovered love, invented marriage.

---> Man discovered woman, invented sex.
Woman discovered sex, invented headache.

---> Man discovered trade, invented money.
Woman discovered money, and it was a complete mess after that.