AMERICAN FOOTBALL MOVE IN SEX

---> Hike = Up the rear

---> Reverse = 69

---> Sack = Girl takes control and gets frisky

---> 2pt. conversion = multiple orgasms

---> Prevent Defense = Condom/protection

---> Face Mask = guy pulls girl head down to blow him

---> Shotgun = Touchdown in a car

---> Two minute warning = Guy gives the girl a warning before he blows his load.

---> Holding = Cuddling

---> Superbowl = Wedding or Prom night

---> Huddle = Multiple participants

---> Madden '99 = Cyber sex

---> Instant replay = When you tape the two of you having sex Illegal

---> Use of the hands = Masturbation

---> Ball Hog = Slut

---> onfiltered= Making up after a fight

---> Double Header = Two mates in the same night

---> Tight End = Virgin

---> Wide Receiver = Girl that's loose

---> False Start = Guy/Girl gets shut down (denied)

---> Pass Interference = Some stupid kid interrupts before you can get some

---> Fumble = cheating (problem in the relationship)

---> Putting it through the uprights = self explanatory

---> Special Teams = Prostitute/Gigolo

---> Unsportsmanlike Conduct = Bragging to your friends about your activities

---> Double Coverage = Two condoms