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Monday, June 9, 2008

Fooling the nurse

Old man Morris was in the hospital. Every time the young nurse came
in, she talked to him like a little child.

She would say in a patronizing tone of voice, "And how are we doing
this morning?"

One day, Morris decided to get back at the annoying nurse.

He had received apple juice with his breakfast.

Since he had been given a urine specimin bottle to fill, you know
where the juice went.

The nurse came in and picked up the bottle.

She looked at it and said, "It seems we are a little cloudy today..."

At this, Morris snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the
top, and drank it down, saying, ...

"Well, I'll run it through again, and maybe I can filter it better
for you this time."

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