TOPIC
1 -
How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays. Step by step, with slide presentations.
TOPIC 2 -
The Toilet Paper Roll: Do They Grow on the Holders? Round table discussion.
TOPIC 3 -
Is it Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the Seat Up and Avoiding the Floors/Walls and Nearby Bathtub? Group practice.
TOPIC 4 -
Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics.
TOPIC 5 -
The After-Dinner Dishes and Silverware: Can They Levitate and Fly into the Kitchen Sink? Examples on video.
TOPIC 6 -
Loss of Identity: Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other. Helpline support and support groups.
TOPIC 7 -
Learning How to Find Things, Starting With Looking in the Right Place Instead of Turning the House Upside Down While Screaming. Open forum.
TOPIC 8 -
Health Watch: Bringing Her Flowers is NOT Harmful to Your Health. Graphics and audio tape.
TOPIC 9 -
Real Men Ask for Directions When Lost. Real life testimonials.
TOPIC 10 -
Is It Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly as She Parallel Parks? Driving simulation.
TOPIC 11 -
Learning to Live: Base Differences Between Mother and Wife. On-line class and role playing.
TOPIC 12 -
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion. Relaxation exercises,meditatio
TOPIC 13 -
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy: Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries, Other Important Dates, and Calling When You're Going to Be Late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered. *
* Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued - to the few survivors.
How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays. Step by step, with slide presentations.
TOPIC 2 -
The Toilet Paper Roll: Do They Grow on the Holders? Round table discussion.
TOPIC 3 -
Is it Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the Seat Up and Avoiding the Floors/Walls and Nearby Bathtub? Group practice.
TOPIC 4 -
Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics.
TOPIC 5 -
The After-Dinner Dishes and Silverware: Can They Levitate and Fly into the Kitchen Sink? Examples on video.
TOPIC 6 -
Loss of Identity: Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other. Helpline support and support groups.
TOPIC 7 -
Learning How to Find Things, Starting With Looking in the Right Place Instead of Turning the House Upside Down While Screaming. Open forum.
TOPIC 8 -
Health Watch: Bringing Her Flowers is NOT Harmful to Your Health. Graphics and audio tape.
TOPIC 9 -
Real Men Ask for Directions When Lost. Real life testimonials.
TOPIC 10 -
Is It Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly as She Parallel Parks? Driving simulation.
TOPIC 11 -
Learning to Live: Base Differences Between Mother and Wife. On-line class and role playing.
TOPIC 12 -
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion. Relaxation exercises,meditatio
TOPIC 13 -
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy: Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries, Other Important Dates, and Calling When You're Going to Be Late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered. *
* Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued - to the few survivors.
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