The
Teacher asked, "All right children, who can tell me what a chicken
gives?"
Mary answered, "A chicken gives eggs!"
The Teacher then asked, "Now who can tell me what a goat gives?"
And Paul answered, "A goat gives goat milk!"
And finally the Teacher asked, "Well now, who can tell me what the cow gives?"
And Little Johnny replied, "Homework!"
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The family was gathered at dinner.
The oldest boy announced he was going to marry the girl across the street.
"But her family didn't have her a penny," objected his father.
"And she hasn't saved a cent," added mother.
"She doesn't know a thing about football," said junior.
"I've never seen a girl with such funny hair," said sister.
"All she does is read novels," said uncle.
"And such poor taste in the choice of her clothes," said aunt.
"But she isn't sparing of the powder and the paint," said grandma.
"True," said the boy. "But she has one supreme advantage over all of us."
"What's that? everyone wanted to know.
"She has no family."
Mary answered, "A chicken gives eggs!"
The Teacher then asked, "Now who can tell me what a goat gives?"
And Paul answered, "A goat gives goat milk!"
And finally the Teacher asked, "Well now, who can tell me what the cow gives?"
And Little Johnny replied, "Homework!"
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The family was gathered at dinner.
The oldest boy announced he was going to marry the girl across the street.
"But her family didn't have her a penny," objected his father.
"And she hasn't saved a cent," added mother.
"She doesn't know a thing about football," said junior.
"I've never seen a girl with such funny hair," said sister.
"All she does is read novels," said uncle.
"And such poor taste in the choice of her clothes," said aunt.
"But she isn't sparing of the powder and the paint," said grandma.
"True," said the boy. "But she has one supreme advantage over all of us."
"What's that? everyone wanted to know.
"She has no family."
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