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Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Funny: Some jokes

Surgeons friends got together and started voicing their experience about their choice of patients to operate upon.

The surgeon from New York goes first, "I love accountants on my Operating table because when I open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The surgeon from Chicago, goes second, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The surgeon, from Dallas, goes third, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order"

The surgeon, from Los Angeles goes fourth, "You know, I like construction workers. These guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.”

Lastly surgeon from Washington, DC started laughing at all of them and says, “You're all damn wrong. My patients are Politicians and easiest to operate upon. There's no guts, no heart, no brains and no spine to worry about, and their stinking head and the ass are interchangeable easily.”


An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in. Pretty soon she realized she needed an in-house counsel, and so she began interviewing young lawyers.

"As I'm sure you can understand," she started off with one of the first applicants, "in a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question." She leaned forward. "Mr. Peterson, are you an 'honest' lawyer?"

"Honest?" replied the job prospect. "Let me tell you something about honest. Why, I'm so honest that my dad loaned me fifteen thousand dollars for my education and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very first case."

"Impressive. And what sort of case was that?"

He squirmed in his seat and admitted, "My dad sued me for the money."

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