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Saturday, December 6, 2014

Funny: Some jokes

Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him.

"So how was it?" his mother asked when they returned home.

"Great," Little Johnny replied.

"Did you and your father have a good time?" asked his mother.

"Yeah, Daddy especially liked it," exclaimed Little Johnny excitedly, especially when one of the animals came racing home at 30 to 1!!!"


Be sure you lock your doors and windows at home!

A Lake Charles man was found dead in his home over the weekend.

Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bathtub.

The tub had been filled with milk, sugar and cornflakes

A banana was sticking out of his bottom.

Police suspect a cereal killer


One day Steven Spielberg, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Pierce Brosnan were in a jungle in order to take some shots for a movie. Unfortunately, they were caught by a tribal group. As they were about to be executed they pleaded to the Queen of the Tribe for her mercy.

She said, "Get me something good to eat. If I like it, you will be freed."

The three stars looked at each other and agreed. They then went into the jungle to look for some food.

Spielberg was the first to come back. He came up to the altar and offered grapes.

She tasted one and immediately spat it out. She ordered her servants to shove the rest of them up his ass. The servants finished their duty, leaving a screaming Spielberg.

Schwarzenegger was the next to arrive with some yummy apples. The same thing happened to him, but curiously he laughed as the apples were shoved up his ass.

Spielberg was shocked. Here he was with grapes up his ass howling in pain, but Schwarzenegger had several apples in his ass and he was still laughing. He asked him "What the hell are you laughing at?"

A laughing Schwarzenegger replied "Pierce is coming back with a watermelon."

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