A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him, climbs it and proceeds to admire his privates at a close range.
"Wow," comments the midget, "those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!"
Surprised--- and flattered--- the man thanks the midget and starts to move away.
"Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them?"
Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request.
The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls and says loudly, "Okay, hand over your wallet or I'll jump.
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Monday, March 16, 2009
Joke: MIDGET
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