YA'LL KNOW YOURS IS A REDNECK CHURCH IF....

1. Finding and returning lost sheep isn't just a parable.

2. People ask, when they learn that Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch 'em.

3. The pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering." and five guys stand up.

4. Opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday.

5. A member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get out of."

6. The choir is known as the "OK Chorale".

7. The collection plates are really hubcaps from a '56 Chevy.

8. Baptism is referred to as "branding."

9. High notes on the organ set the dogs on the floor to howling.

10. The baptismal font is a #2 galvanized washtub.

11. The choir robes were donated by (and embroidered with the logo from) Billy Bob's Barbecue.