TWISTED SAYINGS

* Dyslexics have more fnu

* Clones are people, two

* Entropy isn't what it used to be

* Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!

* Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses

* Eschew obfuscation

* 186,000 miles/sec: Not just a good idea, it's the LAW!

* Air Pollution is a mist-demeanor

* Anything free is worth what you pay for it

* Atheism is a non-prophet organization

* COLE'S LAW: Thinly sliced cabbage

* Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

* Editing is a rewording activity

* Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy

* I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not sure

* My reality check just bounced

* Rap is to music, what Etch-a-Sketch is to art

* What if there were no hypothetical questions?

* Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery

* No sense being pessimistic, it probably wouldn't work anyway

* Boycott shampoo... Demand REAL poo!

* IRS - Be audit you can be