Senior personal ads

Some "Senior" personal ads seen in Florida and Arizona
newspapers. Who says seniors don't have a sense of humor?

Foxy Lady: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's slim, 5'
4" (used to be 5' 6"), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing
companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.

Long-Term Commitment: Recent widow who has just buried fourth
husband looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness,
fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.

Serenity Now: I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean,
yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together,
take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.

Winning Smile: Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a
dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob andcaramel
candy.

Beatles Or Stones?: I still like to rock, still like to cruise in
my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar.
If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get
together and listen to my eight-track tapes.

Mint Condition: Male, 1922, high mileage, good condition,
some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves.
Isn't in running condition, but walks well.

Memories: I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you
can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads
together.