Joke: Giving the wrong answer

Eric is sitting at the bar staring morosely into his beer.

Tom walks in and sits down. After trying to start a conversation
several times and getting only distracted grunts he asks Eric what
the problem is.

"Well," said Eric, "I ran afoul of one of those women's questions
women ask. Now I'm in deep shit at home."

"What kind of question?, asked Tom.

"My wife asked me if I would still love her if when she was old, fat and ugly."

"That's easy," said Tom. "You just say 'Of course I will'".

"Yeah", said Eric, "That's what I did, except I said 'Of course I DO....'"