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Tuesday, April 1, 2008

MEANINGS

MEANINGS

---> ADULT
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

---> BEAUTY PARLOR
A place where women curl up and dye.

---> CANNIBAL
Someone who is fed up with people.

---> CHICKENS
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

---> COMMITTEE
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

---> DUST
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

---> EGOTIST
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

---> GOSSIP
A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

---> HANDKERCHIEF
Cold Storage.

---> INFLATION
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

---> MYTH
A female moth.

---> MOSQUITO
An insect that makes you like flies better.

---> RAISIN
Grape with a sunburn.

---> SECRET
Something you tell to one person at a time.

---> SKELETON
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

---> TOOTHACHE
The pain that drives you to extraction.

---> TOMORROW
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

---> YAWN
An honest opinion openly expressed.

---> WRINKLES
Something other people have. You have character lines.

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