MEANINGS
---> ADULT
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
---> BEAUTY PARLOR
A place where women curl up and dye.
---> CANNIBAL
Someone who is fed up with people.
---> CHICKENS
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
---> COMMITTEE
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
---> DUST
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
---> EGOTIST
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
---> GOSSIP
A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
---> HANDKERCHIEF
Cold Storage.
---> INFLATION
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
---> MYTH
A female moth.
---> MOSQUITO
An insect that makes you like flies better.
---> RAISIN
Grape with a sunburn.
---> SECRET
Something you tell to one person at a time.
---> SKELETON
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
---> TOOTHACHE
The pain that drives you to extraction.
---> TOMORROW
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
---> YAWN
An honest opinion openly expressed.
---> WRINKLES
Something other people have. You have character lines.
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
MEANINGS
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