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Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Spell the word

A woman dies and goes to the Gates of Heaven where she meets St. Peter.

St. Peter says to her, "God has looked at your book of life and you are welcome in Heaven under one condition."

The woman says "What's that?"

St. Peter says "You must spell the word 'Love'."

So she does and she is let in to Heaven. As she gets in, St. Peter's beeper goes off. He tells the woman to watch the gate until he returns, and reminds her that she must ask whoever comes to spell the word. Next thing you know, her husband shows up at the gate and she asks him what he is doing there.

He says that on the way home from the funeral, there was an accident and he died.

The wife says, "Alright, but you do have to spell one word first before you come in to Heaven."

He asks, "What's the word?"

She says, "Spell 'Czechoslovakia'."

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