Funny: Younger girls and older girls

Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans.
Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits

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Girls want to control the man in their life.
Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling.

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Girls check you for not calling them.
Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't.

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Girls are afraid to be alone.
Grown women revel in it-using it as a time for personal growth.

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Girls ignore the good guys.
Grown women ignore the bad guys.

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Girls make you come home.
Grown women make you want to come home.

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Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man.
Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man.

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Girls try to monopolize all their man's time ( I.e., don't want him hanging with his friends).
Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special - and goes to kick it with her own friends!

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Girls think a guy crying is weak.
Grown women offer their shoulder and a tissue.

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Girls want to be spoiled and 'tell' their man so.
Grown women 'show' him and make him comfortable enough to reciprocate without fear of losing his 'manhood'.

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Girls get hurt by one man and make all men pay for it.
Grown women know that that was just one man.

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Girls fall in love and chase aimlessly after the object of their affection, ignoring all 'signs'.
Grown women know that sometimes the one you love, don't always love you back-and move on, without bitterness.