Can't find what you are looking for ?

Saturday, November 22, 2014

Funny: Some jokes

An English teacher often wrote little notes on student essays. She was working late one night, and as the hours passed, her handwriting deteriorated.

The next day a student came to her after class with his essay she had corrected. "I can't make out this comment you wrote on my paper."

The teacher took the paper, and after squinting at it for a minute, sheepishly replied, "It says that you need to write more legibly!"


A bible-thumping preacher was really getting it going one Sunday, and in the heat of the Gospel, an attractive lady leaned out of the balcony a little too far, and fell over the railing.

As she passed the chandelier on the way down, the hem of her dress caught on part of the fixture, and she hung there with her dress pulled clear over her hips exposing herself to everyone.

The preacher, a sensitive sort, cried out, "Any man who dares to look shall be struck blind!"

An old fellow in the front row nudged his friend and said, " I'm gonna chance it. This left eye ain't worth a dang, anyway!"


Mommy has told her little girl all about the making of babies. Little Annie is now silent for a while.

"Do you understand it now?" Mommy asks.

"Yes," replies her daughter.

"Do you still have any questions?"

"Yes, how about little kittens? How does that work?"

"In exactly the same way as with babies."

"Wow!" the girl exclaims. "My Daddy can do ANYTHING!"

No comments: