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Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Funny: Some jokes

The teacher asked little Andy if he knew his numbers yet. "Yes, teacher," he said, "my dad taught me."

"Good, Andy. Tell me what comes after two," the teacher said. "Three," replied Andy.

"Very good. What comes after five, Andy?" asked the teacher. "Six," answered Andy.

"Excellent. Your dad did a very good job. Now, what comes after ten?" the teacher asked.

"A jack!" replied Andy.


In one office the staff consisted of female workers except one male clerk. The head of the office being a male wanted to write something unique about the male clerk in the annual work appraisal of the staff. Therefore he wrote about the male clerk as follows.. .. He is the only clerk in my office who has not applied for maternity leave


Little Susan was mother's helper.

She helped set the table when company was due for dinner.

Presently everything was on, the guest came in, and everyone sat down.

Then Mother noticed something was missing.

"Susan," she said, "You didn't put a knife and fork at Mr. Smith's place..."

"I thought he wouldn't need them," explained Susan.

"Daddy says he always eats like a horse!!"

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