There was this tiger that woke up one morning and just
felt great. He felt so good, he went out and cornered a small monkey and roared
at him, "WHO IS THE MIGHTIEST OF ALL THE JUNGLE ANIMALS?"
And the poor quaking little monkey replied, "You are
of course, no one is mightier than you."
A little while later the tiger confronted a deer, and
bellowed out, "WHO IS THE GREATEST AND STRONGEST OF ALL THE JUNGLE
ANIMALS?"
The deer shook so hard it could barely speak, but managed
to stammer, "Oh great tiger, you are by far the mightiest animal in the
jungle."
The tiger, being on a roll, swaggered up to an elephant
who was quietly munching on some weeds, and roared at the top of his voice:
"WHO IS THE MIGHTIEST OF ALL THE ANIMALS IN THE JUNGLE?"
Well, the elephant grabbed the tiger with his trunk,
picked him up, slammed him down; picked him up again, and shook him until the
tiger was just a blur of orange and black and finally threw him violently into
a nearby tree.
The tiger staggered to his feet and looked at the
elephant and said, "Man, just because you don't know the answer, you don't
have to get so mad."
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