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Saturday, October 18, 2014

Funny: Signs You Might Be Out of Shape

All of your neighbors comment on your new tent whenever you hang your shirt out on the line.

As you lay panting and gasping for breath, you curse whoever came up with the ideas of curbs.

It's the third day in a row you've bitten your chin thinking it was part of your Hoagie sandwich.

The rest of your body is still moving after you sit down.

Weighing yourself requires a periscope.

Your kids invites the other kids in the neighborhood to a "Godzilla Live"- how which solely consists of you trying to get into your car in the morning.

Ingrown navel.

Round Peg : Square hole :: You : The door.

You've earned the nickname "Goldilocks" for breaking so many chairs.

You've been selected by your local NFL team to paint your body and stand with your shirt off in front of the camera at the games. 

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