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Saturday, October 4, 2014

Humor: What SEX And PARKING SPACES Share In Common:

*You should never have to wait to find one

*You should be able to slide right into one

*Spaces in the front are always the best

*When no front spaces are available, spaces in the rear will always suffice

*It sucks when someone else is double-parked

*Your space should still be open and waiting when you get back

*It's a tragedy when you have a 'full-size' car but there are only 'compact' spaces

*A full-size car is good to find

*People are willing to wait in line for the good spaces

*Spaces with short time limits are annoying and never satisfying

*We're all looking for the free space with the "unlimited" time limit

*A house isn't a home without a parking space

*Some people are uncomfortable with a space in the rear

*Why is it best-looking cars are always the ones who only like parking in the rear?

*The better your parking techniques are the more parking spaces you can get into.

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