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Thursday, October 16, 2014

Funny: Some jokes

A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door. It's opened by a little ten year-old boy who has a lighted cigar in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other and a Penthouse magazine tucked under his arm.

Salesman: "Hello, Son.  Is your mom or dad home?"

Little boy: "What do you think?"


It was 6 p.m., and an employee was about to leave the local coin laundry.
Her boss called her over and asked if she would mind dropping off someone's laundry on her way home. "It's for my cousin," she apologized, "who's eight months pregnant and can't get out much anymore."

She cheerfully agreed and, driving to the address, knocked at the door.
Little Johnny, the brother-to-be, answered.

"Hi, there," the lady said with a big smile. "Is your mommy home?" Holding up the white bundle of clothes, she explained, "I have a  delivery for her."

Little Johnny's mouth dropped, and his eyes went wide. "Mom!" he shrieked, "come quick! It's the stork!"


Little Johnny came home from his first day of school and said,  "Mommy, the teacher was asking me today if I have any brothers and  sisters who will be coming to my school."

"That's nice of her to take such an interest in your family, Dear. What did she say when you told her that you are the only child?"

She just said, "Thank goodness!" 

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