A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front
door. It's opened by a little ten year-old boy who has a lighted cigar in one
hand, a glass of whiskey in the other and a Penthouse magazine tucked under his
arm.
Salesman: "Hello, Son. Is your mom or dad home?"
Little boy: "What do you think?"
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It was 6 p.m., and an employee was about to leave the
local coin laundry.
Her boss called her over and asked if she would mind
dropping off someone's laundry on her way home. "It's for my cousin,"
she apologized, "who's eight months pregnant and can't get out much
anymore."
She cheerfully agreed and, driving to the address,
knocked at the door.
Little Johnny, the brother-to-be, answered.
"Hi, there," the lady said with a big smile.
"Is your mommy home?" Holding up the white bundle of clothes, she
explained, "I have a delivery for
her."
Little Johnny's mouth dropped, and his eyes went wide.
"Mom!" he shrieked, "come quick! It's the stork!"
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Little Johnny came home from his first day of school and
said, "Mommy, the teacher was
asking me today if I have any brothers and
sisters who will be coming to my school."
"That's nice of her to take such an interest in your
family, Dear. What did she say when you told her that you are the only
child?"
She just said, "Thank goodness!"
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