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politician awoke in a hospital bed after a complicated operation, and found that the curtains were drawn around him.
"Why are the curtains closed," he said. "Is it night?"
A nurse replied, "No, it is just that there is a fire across the street, and we didn't want you waking up and thinking that the operation was unsuccessful.
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After living in the swamps all his life, Boudreaux decided it was time to visit the big city of Breaux Bridge. In one of the stores, Boudreaux picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not knowing what it was, he said "Mais, how bout dat! Dat's a picture of my daddy!"
He bought the mirror, but on the way home he remembered his wife, Marie, didn't like his dad. So he hung the mirror in the shack behind the camp, and every morning before leaving for the woods, he would go and look at it. Marie began to get suspicious of this many trips to the shack. So, one day, after Boudreaux left, she searched the shack and found the mirror.
As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So dat's da ugly witch he's been runnin' 'round wit!!!"
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The devout cowboy lost his favorite BIBLE while he was mending fences out on the range.
Three weeks later, a cow walked up to him carrying the BIBLE in its mouth.
The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes.
He took the book from the cow's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward, and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!"
"Not really," said the cow. "Your name is written inside the cover."
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In my job with a delivery company, I was getting phone directions to a customer's home.
The woman very specifically said, "From the main road in the center of town go two lights. Look for the post office. Turn left onto the next street.
Go 1.3 miles. Drive past one red hydrant and then take the next right.
Go 50 yards. My driveway is the second on the right, and the number is on the mailbox."
As I entered the information into the computer, I asked, "What colour is your house?"
The woman paused a second and said, "Hold on. I'll go check."
"Why are the curtains closed," he said. "Is it night?"
A nurse replied, "No, it is just that there is a fire across the street, and we didn't want you waking up and thinking that the operation was unsuccessful.
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After living in the swamps all his life, Boudreaux decided it was time to visit the big city of Breaux Bridge. In one of the stores, Boudreaux picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not knowing what it was, he said "Mais, how bout dat! Dat's a picture of my daddy!"
He bought the mirror, but on the way home he remembered his wife, Marie, didn't like his dad. So he hung the mirror in the shack behind the camp, and every morning before leaving for the woods, he would go and look at it. Marie began to get suspicious of this many trips to the shack. So, one day, after Boudreaux left, she searched the shack and found the mirror.
As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So dat's da ugly witch he's been runnin' 'round wit!!!"
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The devout cowboy lost his favorite BIBLE while he was mending fences out on the range.
Three weeks later, a cow walked up to him carrying the BIBLE in its mouth.
The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes.
He took the book from the cow's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward, and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!"
"Not really," said the cow. "Your name is written inside the cover."
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In my job with a delivery company, I was getting phone directions to a customer's home.
The woman very specifically said, "From the main road in the center of town go two lights. Look for the post office. Turn left onto the next street.
Go 1.3 miles. Drive past one red hydrant and then take the next right.
Go 50 yards. My driveway is the second on the right, and the number is on the mailbox."
As I entered the information into the computer, I asked, "What colour is your house?"
The woman paused a second and said, "Hold on. I'll go check."
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