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Thursday, September 18, 2014

Funny: Quick quotes

Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path

Q: What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
A: Quatro sinko.

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck.

Q: Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
A: They all have phones.

Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
A: They're trying to get away from the noise.

Q: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
A: Sanka.

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