Disgusting: Farters

DISHONEST FARTERS

They who fart and then blame the dog.

FOOLISH FARTERS

They who keep their farts inside.

PROMPT FARTERS

They who always have a fart ready.

MISERABLE FARTERS

They who cannot fart.

STRATEGIC FARTERS

They who fart and cough at the same time.

CLEVER FARTERS

They who fart and cough at the same time.

DISAPPOINTED FARTERS

Those whose farts do not emit odor.

ACUTE FARTERS

Those whose fart smells indicate their recent diet.

MEAN FARTERS

Those who fart in bed and shake covers over spouse - this is not recommended).

VAIN FARTERS

They who love the smell of their own farts.

AMIABLE FARTERS

They who love the smell of others farts.

CONFIDENT FARTERS

They who let out really loud farts.

SHY FARTERS

Those who let out silent farts.

SCIENTIFIC FARTERS

Those who bottle their own farts.

UNFORTUNATE FARTERS

Those who start to fart but poop instead.

NERVOUS FARTERS

Those who stop in mid fart.

HONEST FARTERS

They who confess to the fart.

JEALOUS FARTERS

They who claim the farts of others.

INSECURE FARTERS

They who compare their fart quality to others.

THE FARTERS FARTER

Those rare farters whose farts clear moving vehicles.