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Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Some jokes

Once my divorce was final, I went to the local Department of Motor Vehicles and asked to have my maiden name reinstated on my driver's license.

"Will there be any change of address?" the clerk inquired.

"No," I replied.

"Oh, good," she said, clearly delighted. "You got the house."


A member of the Country Club asked the lifeguard how he might go about teaching a young lady to swim.

"It takes considerable time and technique," replied the lifeguard. "First you must take her into the water, then place one arm around her waist, hold her tightly, then you take her right arm and raise it very slowly..."

"This is certainly most helpful," said the member. "I know that my sister will appreciate it."

"Your sister?" said the lifeguard. "In that case, just push her into the deep end of the pool. She'll learn in a hurry!

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