A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a
house: "Talking Dog For Sale". He rings the bell, and the owner tells
him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador
Retriever sitting there. "You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the Lab replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that
I could talk when I was pretty young, and I wanted to help the government, so I
told the CIA about my gift and in no time at all they had me jetting from
country to country sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders. No one
figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies
for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew
I wasn't getting any younger, so I wanted to settle down. I signed up for a job
at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near
suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible
dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of
puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back and asks the owner what
he wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars."
The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are
you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He didn't do any of those
things."
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