A man is being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a
busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turns yellow, just in front of him. He
does the honest thing and stops at the crosswalk, even though he could have
beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman hits the roof, and the horn,
screaming in frustration as she misses her chance to get through the
intersection with him.
As she's still in mid-rant, she hears a tap on her window
and looks up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer orders
her to exit her car with her hands up. He takes her to the police station where
she is searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approaches the cell
and opens the door. She is escorted back to the booking desk where the
arresting officer is waiting with her personal effects.
He says, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see,
I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy
off in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'Choose
Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the
'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper sticker, and the chrome plated Christian
fish emblem on the trunk."
"Naturally I assumed you had stolen the car."
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