Joke

How To Speak About Women And Be Politically Correct:
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She is not a BABE or a CHICK ...
She is a BREASTED HUMAN.
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She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE ...
She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.
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She is not a BAD COOK ...
She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.
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She is not HALF NAKED ...
She is WARDROBE IMPAIRED.
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She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY ...
She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED.
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She is not CONCEITED ...
She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES
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She does not want to be MARRIED ...
She wants to lock you in DOMESTIC INCARCERATION.
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She does not GAIN WEIGHT ...
She is a METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER.
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She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER ...
She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
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She is not EASY ...
She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
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She does not TEASE or FLIRT ...
She engages in NONEVENTFUL STIMULATION.
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She is not DUMB ...
She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
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She is not TOO SKINNY ...
She is SKELETALLY PROMINENT.
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She does not HAVE A MUSTACHE ...
She is IN TOUCH WITH HER MASCULINE SIDE.
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She does not HATE TELEVISED SPORTS
She is ATHLETICALLY UNDERAPPRECIATIVE
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She has not BEEN AROUND ...
She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANIONSHIP.
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She does not WEAR TOO MUCH PERFUME ...
She commits FRAGRANCE ABUSE.
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She does not have a KILLER BODY ...
She is TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE.
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She does not GO SHOPPING ...
She is MALL FLUENT.
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She is not an AIRHEAD ...
She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
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She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY ...
She is CHEMICALLY SUSCEPTIBLE.