Joke

Nick lives in a subdivision that branches off the main highway. He drives a
Corvette, and thinks the only two speeds are "STOP" and "FULL SPEED."

One day, when he was late for work, he comes tearing out the road from his house, tops the little hill before getting to the main road, and sees a police car blocking the road. He slams on the brakes and comes to a screeching halt about 6 inches from the police car. The policeman, who had often seen him driving fast, walked up and said, "Mister, I've been waiting for you all morning..."

Nick replied "Well gosh, I got here as fast as I could!"